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PostSubject: Life jokes   Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:00 pm

Life is like a box of chocolate, ya never know what your gonna GET.
Life is like a box of chocolate, half of it tastes like shit.
Life's a bitch. If it was a slut, it would be easy.
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PostSubject: Re: Life jokes   Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:16 pm

hahaha xD nice
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PostSubject: Re: Life jokes   Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:37 pm

In English we have been doing war poems. Our teacher asked us to say what war was "like". I said it was like your mum's arse, you never wanna go there!

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PostSubject: Re: Life jokes   Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:37 pm

Wow, that sucked.

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PostSubject: Re: Life jokes   Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:45 pm

Lol that is true though.
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PostSubject: Re: Life jokes   Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:07 pm

Life is a penis. It has it's ups and downs.

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PostSubject: Re: Life jokes   Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:07 pm

Someone had to say it!

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PostSubject: Re: Life jokes   Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:25 pm

woww....


OMG GUESS WHAT THIS IS THE

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PostSubject: Re: Life jokes   Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:16 am

Yay!

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PostSubject: Re: Life jokes   Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:05 am

Unrelated to topic but too lazy to make new joke topic.

Your daddy is a vaccuum.

He sucks, blows, but doesn't work unless he's turned on
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PostSubject: Re: Life jokes   Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:57 pm

why did the turkey cross the street?
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PostSubject: Re: Life jokes   Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:06 am

To die.
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PostSubject: Re: Life jokes   Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:13 am

Sinister wrote:
Unrelated to topic but too lazy to make new joke topic.

Your daddy is a vaccuum.

He sucks, blows, but doesn't work unless he's turned on
LOL.

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