My wife's gonna kill me...

Steve and Larry are getting ready to leave work. Steve says to Larry, "Hey, let's go get a beer."

Larry begs off, "No, my wife will kill me. Last time I was out with you I got really drunk and stayed out all night."

Steve assures him, "One beer, okay maybe two, and I'll be sure and get you home before the street lights go off."

It's
one in the morning. On the cab ride back, Larry's really drunk again
and pukes all over his suit jacket and says, "Dude, my wife is gonna
kill me!"

Steve thinks for a second. He pulls twenty out of his
wallet, folds it neatly and slips it in Larry's jacket pocket. He says,
"Now, tell your wife that Todd just heard his wife is leaving him and
you just wanted to help him get through this tough time. You stayed too
long and you're sorry. Todd got really drunk and hurled on you, but gave
you that twenty bucks for the dry cleaning."

The cab rolls to a
stop in front of Larry's house. He stumbles through the door and sees
his wife is sitting in the living room, fuming.

Larry tells the story, and his wife starts to calm down. She tells him to go into the bathroom and get out of that nasty suit.

Larry's
in the bathroom for a while and yells out to his wife, "Honey, I don't
think twenty bucks is gonna be enough. Looks like Todd shit my pants,
too."





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Heh.
(That's how I laugh k?)