Joke Contest ( Winner: Hucota7 )

ok ppl we've had art contest, sprite contest, spam contest, now show me some fuckin jokes!

(End October 10th)

yo mama

I win

oh wow...lol

card contest time?

naw.... not yet.

er...

a man walks into a bar
the barenter says "why have you got a driving whell stuffed down you knickers?"
the man says "i dunno, its driving me nuts!"

lolz ive forgotten my better ones just now!

Bill and Joe are two hunters walking in the woods...joe falls on the forest floor. Bill calls 911. 911-"This is 911 whats your emergency?" Bill says "I think my friend joe is dead! he fell on the floor and is staying there!" 911-"Okay, do not panic. Can you make sure he is dead?" Bill- "okay" (the 911 person hears a very loud gun shot) Bill-"alright, now what?"

lol get it?

yo mama is so ugly, she turned musdusa to stone! YOUR MOM, YOUR FACE, yo mama is so fat, she can't sit in a reinforced steel chair without flyin down to the center of the earth! yo mama is so stupid, she ate toast, thinking it was spaghetti!
your dad is so gay, he asked a Lesbian out, thinkin it was a guy in disguise! yo parents are so retarded, when they had sex, they had a seizure becuase they forgot there pants! (that made no sense XD) Yo mama is so ugly, she made the ugliest person in the world be second ugliest! Yo mama is so dirty, she makes bigfoot look like a clean gentleman!

ummmm

how about your momma so fat, she made the sun say "damnnnnn!"

spork's joke is old.

yes it is

chris has the corniest jokes
havok is once again winning. itll be his 3rd competition win.... hooray...

hahahahaahahaa
that wasnt even my best joke, i cant believe this winning streak! i hardly ever win ANYTHING!

fomg

havok is winning and he's not even trying. lol losers

i thought my joke would fo-shizzles win...

ok, so these two guys were in a bar, and They were talkin to this mentally challenged noob. They said "wanna beeeer?" then the retarded said "hgurhgoi8rhng". then they fuckin smashed the retard in the face. rofl

CHRIS R. IS STILL THE CORNIEST

chris my mama is so white someone bit her arm cuz they thought she was a cracker ha. ha. that was lame

chris r's is crap! thats why its so funny! more jokes!

chris r's sucks lolz mine rox

chris my momma so fat when she went to japan they yelled "GODZILLA!"

wow nice.


my mama is so ugly, when she looked out a bus window, she got arrested for mooning.